"He fucked her to look better next to her!" "She looks like Harriett Tubman!"
That awkward moment when your best-girl-friend ships you with your best-guy-friend, and won’t stop screaming about how she NEEDS it to become canon…
An addiction, that each Zodiac is likely to have.
Aquarius: Video Games
Libra: (Sleeping) Pills
Scorpio: Internet Addiction
Cancer: Addicted to another person
- Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
- Me: what
- Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
- Me: excuse me
- Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
- Me: oh